caranfindel (caranfindel) wrote,

Dear Santa... Did I really buy that much porn?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I bought porn for paperbackwriter (10 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for rightfootred (-10 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed counteragent's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (37 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!


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(Stolen from quickreaver)
Tags: christmas, silly

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