We Need to Talk About Kevin - After a year in Purgatory, Dean returns to find Sam is retired from hunting and has a woman and a dog, and Kevin's missing. Oh, and Dean has a secret of his own.
What's Up, Tiger Mommy? - Dean whips off his tie in a very menacing and sexy way, Sam wields Thor's hammer with a mighty huff and hair in his face, and Linda Tran is awesome but you might miss it because those other two events are SO DISTRACTING.
Heartache - An athlete makes a deal to live forever as long as he offers sacrifices to a Mayan god, but it ends up with a stripper trying to rip Dean's heart out, and I'm pretty sure that's not what the Mayan gods intended.
Bitten - 'Found video' style, with Sam and Dean discovering a video that explains how Katie became a werewolf.
Blood Brother - We get Benny's back story (vampirates!), Sam's hazy golden memories of Amelia, and Dean's much hotter memories of Purgatory.
Southern Comfort - Garth is trying to be the new Bobby instead of just being his own awesome self, but he stops Dean from shooting Sam under the influence of a spectre, so we'll cut him some slack.
A Little Slice of Kevin - Cas returns just in time to help rescue Kevin from Crowley, and Naomi shows up and is clearly up to no good.
Hunteri Heroici - Cartoon violence, Cas interrogating a cat, Sam realizing he can't live in a dream world, and 'What's the word, Cas?' 'It's a shortened version of my name.'
Citizen Fang - Martin Creaser, Benny's great-grandaughter, Dean's fake text from Amelia, and 'Do NOT underestimate my little brother, okay? He can and will kill you given the chance.'
Torn and Frayed - Crowley and his henchmen discover how to access an angel's factory settings, Cas kills Samandiriel, and Sam and Dean agree to give up Amelia and Benny.
LARP and the Real Girl - Charlie as the Queen of Moondoor making out with a gorgeous fairy, no pun intended! Dean in leather and chainmail! Sam in a big coat! And a ponytail! It's like someone wrapped up all your fetishes with a big bow.
As Time Goes By - Henry Winchester accidentally discovers his grandsons, and realizes they're not hopeless cretins after all, and we discover Abaddon and the Men of Letters, and nothing will ever be the same.
Everybody Hates Hitler
- But everybody loves Hot Professor Sam (tm themegalosaurus
and the boys warming their hands over a burning corpse, so if your favorite fetish wasn't in LARP and the Real Girl maybe this one will salt your fries.
Trial and Error - Kevin translates the first trial, Sam and Dean are on a quest to kill a hellhound, and Sam tries to convince Dean that light at the end of the tunnel isn't hellfire, and if your fetish involves glasses, you’re in luck.
Man's Best Friend With Benefits - Um. Yeah. Next!
Remember The Titans - A man who turns out to be Prometheus keeps dying, and Sam gets Artemis to help them against Zeus because he's just that awesome.
Goodbye Stranger - Meg is rescued and then killed, but not before she and Cas have A MOMENT and she realizes he's her unicorn, and Cas almost kills Dean but is able to break Naomi's control, so he runs off with the angel tablet instead.
Freaks and Geeks - Krissy the teenage hunter is back, and it turns out her surrogate father had her real father killed in order to turn her and other teens into little Teenage Mutant Ninja Hunters, and that's not going to end well for anyone.
Taxi Driver - For trial #2 Sam has to rescue an innocent soul from Hell, and too bad the writers forgot about Adam, since that would have been a win for everyone. But whatever faults this ep has, you must admit Sam looks DAMN GOOD in Purgatory.
Pac-Man Fever - Turns out not all djinn give you nice happy dreams, and if none of the other episodes ticked your fantasy checkboxes, how about Dean in uniform and sleepy bedhead Sam?
The Great Escapist - The brothers find Metatron, Cas visits every Biggersons, Kevin is an adorable badass, and Sam is too precious for this world. And also cold and wet.
Clip Show - Crowley thinks he can outdo the boys by killing everyone they saved, but this time, he's the one who underestimated those ‘denim-clad nightmares’ (um, I think you mean dreamboats), Cas joins forces with Metatron.
Sacrifice - Metatron betrays Cas, the angels fall, and Sam has the saddest one-word line of dialog ever.